Dubwigbisspoparpbog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic jackal.

Dubwigbisspoparpbog created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Dubwigbisspoparpbog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dubwigbisspoparpbog, she will think nothing of it.

Dubwigbisspoparpbog's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dubwigbisspoparpbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Worship no other gods but Dubwigbisspoparpbog.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Always stare at clouds.