Mutdissgum is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm slug.

Mutdissgum created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Mutdissgum, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mutdissgum, he will be very sad.

Mutdissgum's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Mutdissgum's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never run near hamsters.