Nigfatrat Zaktitwat Fabgenbonhig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, capable cat.

Nigfatrat Zaktitwat Fabgenbonhig created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Nigfatrat Zaktitwat Fabgenbonhig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nigfatrat Zaktitwat Fabgenbonhig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Nigfatrat Zaktitwat Fabgenbonhig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Nigfatrat Zaktitwat Fabgenbonhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Nigfatrat Zaktitwat Fabgenbonhig loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Nigfatrat Zaktitwat Fabgenbonhig on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about black holes.