Konbitarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm walrus.

Konbitarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konbitarn, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Konbitarn, he will turn you into a duck.

Konbitarn's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Konbitarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. You must love Konbitarn.

5. Always help sick ducks.