Gudstiktaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited deer.

Gudstiktaf created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudstiktaf, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gudstiktaf, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gudstiktaf's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gudstiktaf's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never wear orange tights.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.