Cedruljin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking mink.

Cedruljin created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedruljin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cedruljin, it will not invite you to parties.

Cedruljin's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cedruljin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away if four tapirs approach from the east.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the west.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.