Voltifmotpadtonarmgod is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful armadillo.

Voltifmotpadtonarmgod created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Voltifmotpadtonarmgod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Voltifmotpadtonarmgod, it will make you grow a tail.

Voltifmotpadtonarmgod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Voltifmotpadtonarmgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Voltifmotpadtonarmgod's name in vain.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Voltifmotpadtonarmgod loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.