Sakbit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong unicorn.

Sakbit created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakbit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sakbit, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sakbit's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sakbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must love Sakbit.

5. Always help shrews.