Cennathog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cennathog created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cennathog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cennathog, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cennathog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cennathog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.