Bagbudjig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful wyrm.

Bagbudjig created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagbudjig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bagbudjig, he will turn you into a snail.

Bagbudjig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bagbudjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bagbudjig's name in vain.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about fire.