Narlbuscebnullipsandsat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent alligator.

Narlbuscebnullipsandsat created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlbuscebnullipsandsat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Narlbuscebnullipsandsat, she will be very unhappy.

Narlbuscebnullipsandsat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Narlbuscebnullipsandsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of gulls.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never feed grapes to swans while wearing gray hats.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.