Fligtargxin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless wombat.

Fligtargxin created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligtargxin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fligtargxin, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fligtargxin's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fligtargxin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.