Hadbunfagmob is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking owl.

Hadbunfagmob created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadbunfagmob, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hadbunfagmob, it will laugh at you.

Hadbunfagmob's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hadbunfagmob's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not take Hadbunfagmob's name in vain.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.