Tagpinlid is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered guinea pig.

Tagpinlid created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagpinlid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tagpinlid, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tagpinlid's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Tagpinlid's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Never think ill of sick pigs.

5. Never think about amino acids.