Fotwegcen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing butterfly.

Fotwegcen created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fotwegcen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fotwegcen, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fotwegcen's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fotwegcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Fotwegcen on top of all buildings.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.