Femrulnak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic grasshopper.

Femrulnak created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Femrulnak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Femrulnak, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Femrulnak's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Femrulnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.