Lendusswee is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, intelligent wyrm.

Lendusswee created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lendusswee, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lendusswee, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Lendusswee's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Lendusswee's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always obey Lendusswee's priests.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.