Botnarlvig Danomt is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, flying cow.

Botnarlvig Danomt created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botnarlvig Danomt, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Botnarlvig Danomt, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Botnarlvig Danomt's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Botnarlvig Danomt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.