Largbuscen Fun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical wolf.

Largbuscen Fun created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Largbuscen Fun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Largbuscen Fun, she will not invite you to parties.

Largbuscen Fun's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Largbuscen Fun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Largbuscen Fun.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about black holes.