Bodhomwee is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, prudent owl.

Bodhomwee created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodhomwee, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bodhomwee, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bodhomwee's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bodhomwee's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine bats approach from the south.

2. Always obey Bodhomwee's priests.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Fast once a month.