Tamsakwot is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited human.

Tamsakwot created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Tamsakwot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tamsakwot, he will curse you with boils.

Tamsakwot's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tamsakwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.