Raggabnulfettarvolmut is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, prudent coyote.

Raggabnulfettarvolmut created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raggabnulfettarvolmut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Raggabnulfettarvolmut, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Raggabnulfettarvolmut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Raggabnulfettarvolmut's Holy Commandments

1. Raggabnulfettarvolmut loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never paint your legs pink.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.