Fag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, kind pigeon.

Fag created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Fag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fag, she will turn you into a slug.

Fag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide from green snails for they are unholy.

5. Never look at comets.