Mutwatbug is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, narcissistic rhinoceros.

Mutwatbug created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Mutwatbug, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mutwatbug, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mutwatbug's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Mutwatbug's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. You must pray to Mutwatbug three times a day.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.