Sabranxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, conceited jellyfish.

Sabranxuck created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabranxuck, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sabranxuck, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sabranxuck's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sabranxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Hide if three sheep approach from the south.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never laugh in the presence of geese.