Zancipcapvilpigmapvad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless lobster.

Zancipcapvilpigmapvad created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zancipcapvilpigmapvad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zancipcapvilpigmapvad, she will come to you in dreams.

Zancipcapvilpigmapvad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zancipcapvilpigmapvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never paint your hands pink.

4. Never feed strawberries to sheep while wearing white scarves.

5. Do not commit murder.