Cedcedxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable monkey.

Cedcedxuc created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Cedcedxuc, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cedcedxuc, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cedcedxuc's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cedcedxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.