Sadsogdub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, capable coyote.

Sadsogdub created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadsogdub, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sadsogdub, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sadsogdub's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sadsogdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Run away if four otters approach from the north.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sadsogdub.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Pray towards the east.