Mifflatpang is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sapient lion.

Mifflatpang created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifflatpang, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mifflatpang, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Mifflatpang's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mifflatpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mifflatpang's name in vain.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mifflatpang.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never wear blue tights.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.
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