Somboghug is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, kind lizard.

Somboghug created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somboghug, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Somboghug, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Somboghug's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Somboghug's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Hide if three voles approach from the east.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.