Himflabnell is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless dragonfly.

Himflabnell created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Himflabnell, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Himflabnell, it will turn you into a plant.

Himflabnell's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Himflabnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Always obey Himflabnell's priests.