Himflabnell is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless dragonfly.
Himflabnell created the Sun four billion years ago.
If you believe in Himflabnell, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in Himflabnell, it will turn you into a plant.
Himflabnell's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Himflabnell's Holy Commandments
1. Do not bounce in public.
2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never mention great tits.
5. Always obey Himflabnell's priests.