Cunparklit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, proud gerbil.

Cunparklit created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunparklit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunparklit, it will turn you into a worm.

Cunparklit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cunparklit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

4. Cunparklit loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Never feed peas to doves while wearing orange shorts.