Xuckcangodlop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful dragonfly.

Xuckcangodlop created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckcangodlop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xuckcangodlop, he will curse you with boils.

Xuckcangodlop's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Xuckcangodlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never laugh near horses.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. You must never eat carrots.