Hancetweg Bafmilgamflan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless hedgehog.

Hancetweg Bafmilgamflan created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hancetweg Bafmilgamflan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hancetweg Bafmilgamflan, she will not care at all.

Hancetweg Bafmilgamflan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hancetweg Bafmilgamflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never bounce in the presence of sharks.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not make images of living things.