Yoklim is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, emotional dugong.

Yoklim created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoklim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yoklim, she will destroy your favourite star.

Yoklim's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yoklim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.