Nullsasbab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain crab.

Nullsasbab created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nullsasbab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nullsasbab, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nullsasbab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nullsasbab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five shrews approach from the east.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Never run in the presence of snakes.