Vedmishasdod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, tranquil faun.

Vedmishasdod created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedmishasdod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vedmishasdod, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vedmishasdod's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Vedmishasdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away if nine turtles approach from the west.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.