Zakkemgil Far is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciless human.

Zakkemgil Far created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakkemgil Far, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zakkemgil Far, she will come to you in dreams.

Zakkemgil Far's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Zakkemgil Far's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three birds approach from the east.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never wear magenta tights.

5. Always wear black.