Yarquaffubnel is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent naga.

Yarquaffubnel created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarquaffubnel, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yarquaffubnel, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yarquaffubnel's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Yarquaffubnel's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always take life seriously.