Gignuttcet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, narcissistic seal.

Gignuttcet created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gignuttcet, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gignuttcet, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gignuttcet's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gignuttcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never skip in the presence of swans.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Respect your elders.