Hadtarpfod is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring parrot.

Hadtarpfod created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadtarpfod, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hadtarpfod, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hadtarpfod's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hadtarpfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hadtarpfod.

5. Retreat if seven foxes approach from the south.