Vogbinten is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, dishonourable hedgehog.

Vogbinten created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Vogbinten, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vogbinten, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vogbinten's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Vogbinten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Put Vogbinten first in all things.

3. Vogbinten must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not eat oranges.