Dussarpban is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, caring jellyfish.

Dussarpban created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussarpban, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dussarpban, it will throw large rocks at you.

Dussarpban's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dussarpban's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never sing in the presence of tortoises.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never look in ponds.