Fagjondap is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, charitable fairy.

Fagjondap created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagjondap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fagjondap, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fagjondap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fagjondap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never mention voles.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Run away if seven gulls approach from the east.

5. Never think about gravity.