Queegsanstip is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, all-powerful otter.

Queegsanstip created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegsanstip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Queegsanstip, she will make you grow a tail.

Queegsanstip's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Queegsanstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Queegsanstip's priests.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never sing near sharks.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.