Fedmidlen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, clever mouse.

Fedmidlen created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedmidlen, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fedmidlen, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fedmidlen's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fedmidlen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. You must love Fedmidlen.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Never eat bark.