Xuckgud is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, happy hyena.

Xuckgud created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xuckgud, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Xuckgud's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Xuckgud's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not listen to music.