Bonyimmad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, deceitful fairy.

Bonyimmad created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Bonyimmad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bonyimmad, it will come to you in dreams.

Bonyimmad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bonyimmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.