Tanmegtail is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humorless meerkat.

Tanmegtail created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanmegtail, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tanmegtail, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tanmegtail's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Tanmegtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tanmegtail.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Fast once a month.