Tofgebsab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent gorilla.

Tofgebsab created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofgebsab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tofgebsab, she will turn you into a mole.

Tofgebsab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tofgebsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never mention nematodes.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Tofgebsab must be the most important thing in your life.